These stylish, and comfortable smoking jackets are made from finest red felt,
lined around the collar, and sleeves with black, plush, imitation velvet.
perfect for you or your child to relax in and smoke your pipe,
read your Eastern philosophy and Ashberry poetry,
and watch your black and white movies.
add a touch of class to your den, study or loft,
with the remarkable hand-sewn irony of this product, only from
Hipster Smoking Jackets.